Dazed & Confused

It's been a while, but can you blame me? What with my hectic and debauched superstar lifestyle, accentuated by my appearance in the hipster skinny jeans crotch-dampener Dazed & Confused magazine?



Not only that, it's the "Naked Truth" edition. Which basically means lots of cocks and fannies and the like throughout the magazine, and as Ruaidhrí Ward accurately pointed out, there's a strong chance that a frenzied, masturbating hipster will turn the page to unexpectedly see my face. I opined that the occurrence is surely rampant regardless of the article. He remained silent. Hmm.

Anyway, here's the article for your eyeball-viewing pleasure, and hey kids, you can find out my deep, deep thoughts on politics and the like!

And yes, I'll write a proper post soon.