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Belfast-based comedian, poet, writer, film-maker, soak and all-round homme fatale.
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Failed Human Interview - April '11
Culture Northern Ireland Review - Dec '10
Yelp.co.uk Voicebox Comedy Review - Sept '10
Dazed & Confused Interview - May '10
Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself
If you don't drive the fuck off from the front of my house by the time I've finished typing this I'm off out to slap the bake off ye... ...Ye were fucking...
Well Done Fillet
Sunday, and the boss is giving me grief for not having given the little darlings colouring-in stuff, crayons and what have you. "It's the only way to stop ...
For the Hearts of a Generation
I have a story Burrito and Kate published in 3:am magazine, and I'm chuffed to bits. Have a read here: http://www.3ammagazine.com/3am/burrito-kate/
The Life and Times of Jimmny Homunculus
I'm mostly on my tumblr Lorcranium and Twitter (@lorcychief) these days, but thought I'd put my comedy bio and clips up here. *Lorcan McGrane* *087 649615...
Waking up post-winter and something like news comes: Dear World & Everyone In It Elsewhere Inf. Ed. stirs.
With internet, you can find car insurance quotes in the cheapest price in just minutes, but cheapest price may not enough for you. You need to save more mone...
An Account of Psychonautic Adventures in Belfast
john likes eating sweets and selling them. what a guy. why oh why does it always go down two lines. john…
Some clown who thinks he's funny
I know I'm a magician and a clown and all that but when I am on stage in a comedy club making people laugh with my own original shtick I believe I am doing...
Hi all, In October 2011 I performed a stand up show for the Belfast Fringe Festival called Morgan Hearst – Failed Human. I’ll be performing it again in the...
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, so that means it’s time to enlist the help of Border-Straddling comedy guru Matthew Collins once again to give...
idle work for little hands
*Party Dress Design* Our Party dresses have great designs with finest workmanship. Party clothes are made with imported fabrics. These formal Pakistani fash...
My Life Is A Film I Haven't Yet Watched
My Life Is A Film
Hotrod's Mystery Shitbox Theatre
Yesterday I had a great day meeting new friends, on Google+ so I thought I'd write a little note and mention them all by name. They are all so special to m...
I feel like maybe I should write some stuff down and then I’ll stop thinking about it so much but I’m mildly terrified that you know this URL and you’ll re...
So, it may have become a little obvious that Belfast Calling hasn't been on my mind too much recently. Second semester became pretty much crazy busy with s...
Tim Clare's Cone O' Tragedy
Want to see my new website? CLICK MY MASSIVE EYE! GO ON! CLICK IT! I'll continue to update the blog there.
Belfast Poetry Massacree
Well, I'm just back from performing at Norwich Arts Centre. It was a really good evening, with excellent organisational back up from Amy Wragg and the cent...
Taking a break My apologies. I really should have posted this sooner. There’s nothing more frustrating than checking a blog, only to find the writer hasn’t...
Dear Wayne Rooney,
Dear Wayne, lol lol lol! Do you know about this? Harvey Nichols is making fun of you on postcards! Maybe Ruan Milborrow and Mark Nightingale are school ...
A Woman Who Intensely Fears Freezing To Death
The Man Who Is Afraid of Flies